@JimmerThatisAll: My biological clock is wheezing.
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@sammyrhodes: There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
@KentWGraham: I don’t want to say my wife and I are lazy, but we finally folded laundry yesterday and half the clothes don’t fit us anymore.
@thomaswhitehead: London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets.