@ramenfuneral: my birthday is a month from today and all i want is this
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@SirEviscerate: "What the hell happened to you?" I got tarred by an angry mob. "What about the feathers?" I hugged some ducks to feel better after.
@bourgeoisalien: man: you're beautiful me: gross man: humanity is a black hole of stupid and i'm dying inside me: [heart beats fast] oh my god are you single
@donni: When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it