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@ramenfuneral: my birthday is a month from today and all i want is this
@jlock17: I've stopped texting "K" and started texting "L" instead so I don't have to reach so far over with my thumb.
@timdonakowski: Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute.
@Brianhopecomedy: Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics.
@Matt_The_1st: "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?“
Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?
@HallpassCanada: Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.