@Cheetoe4: My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good.......
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@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@cloudypianos: everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades
@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.