@Cheetoe4: My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good.......
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@WheelTod: I always carry a pocket knife, because I never know when I'll need to slice open a pocket.
@blade_funner: *slips $5 to the mortician* Me: How about - stop screaming - how about you give me another 10 minutes, this is a great place to nap.
@Freudianscript: I'm not real good at talking my way out of trouble, since it's the talking that got me in to trouble in the first place.
@TravLeBlanc: A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself.