@Cheetoe4: My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good.......
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@BrianIncognito: I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *
@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
@MelvinofYork: Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head.