@backporchlady: My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it.
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@BuckyIsotope: "Honey, did you leave your tools out in the backyard?" *sounds of sawing* Oh no *backyard is filled with dads building a deck* Get the hose
@Sarcasticsapien: So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening.