@AngelaEhh: My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee.
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@bonehugsnirony: depression: everything is terrible me: yeah, let’s buy stuff online anxiety: you can’t afford that me: okay guys, one at a time
@XplodingUnicorn: Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper.