@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
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@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home
@envydatropic: According to all these "note to self" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean
@TeaAndCopy: WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly ½ a stone ME: WIFE: 3½ kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool