@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
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@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
@NYC_Blonde: If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa "I'm a Slave 4 U" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real.
@MrAdamBez: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait.