@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
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@abbycohenwl: -You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim
@ComicMikeV: Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians
@TheMichaelRock: Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid.