@LuvPug: My boss called in sick of me
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@TheDairylandDon: If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream.
@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat
@Tmoney68: Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.