@nettie0918: My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce.
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@jakob_huber: On a bad dinner date? Bump the table with your knee to make the water in your glass ripple. Claim a T-Rex is coming. Sprint out the door.
@doktorj: Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair.
@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.