@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
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@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@JermHimselfish: I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition.
@robwhisman: ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic