@HeyZeus666: My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow.
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@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
@Jdydrcy: 6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my "DNA". Should I tell her?
@KeetPotato: mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]
@jrhennessy: Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little. Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal