@Mayhem_Monica: My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
@msdanifernandez: Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.