@i_Lean: My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me)
@callmeshitto: 18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget
@AGreaterMonster: I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg.
@Elizasoul80: I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up.