@i_Lean: My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
@causticbob: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob
@SoulYodeler: I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.
@chelliet22: I start conversations with my children by saying "Listen to me," to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning.