@i_Lean: My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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@FattMernandez: I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince.
@DaddyJew: [lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location
@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
@ch000ch: wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like "u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"