@i_Lean: My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@serialmatrix: God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.
@CorkyKneivel: I loathe tweets like "Be somebody's beautiful tragedy". Might as well tweet using a random word generator. "Be golf brisket honkytonk"