@i_Lean: My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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@ScorpionDong: Hangs a sign on front door that says "Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb" to deter burglars
@jlock17: I've stopped texting "K" and started texting "L" instead so I don't have to reach so far over with my thumb.
@Sarcasticsapien: I like how people say pets love you unconditionally like if you didn't feed them and someone else did they wouldn't go to them immediately.