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@RidiculousSheri: My boyfriend has the body of a god!

Or the body of God.

Okay, he's like the body of Christ.

What I mean is, he's a round white cracker.

My boyfriend has the body of a god!

Or the body of God.

Okay, he’s like the body of Christ.

What I mean is, he’s a round white cracker.

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