@wendchymes: My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad.
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@AnnietheNanny1: Just watched a woman outside of the UPS store yell at another woman, "GO TO HELL, MARGARET!" Margaret looked absolutely scandalized. As if this was the first time someone told Margaret to go to hell. As if.
@wendchymes: My standards in my 20's- brooding & poetic 30's tall, nice smile, secure job 40's - hmm I bet that shouty homeless guy would clean up nice
@NewDadNotes: *cat rubs against genie lamp* G: you get one wish Cat:*makes eye contact & slowly pushes lamp off table* G: guess who just wished for a dog
@squirrel74wkgn: Not sure what's more creepy, sifting through the trash dressed like a clown at 3am...or my neighbor peeking out his window watching me.