@Just_Wanjiru: My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me.
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@bransonreese: Hate it when I'm fighting a guy and we create a cloud of dust and then he casually steps out and it's just me in there.
@WilliamAder: If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back.
@MelvinofYork: I watched squirrels for like an hour and thought "they don't do ANYTHING really" and then realized I watched squirrels for like an hour
@TheRolo: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffè Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind.