@Just_Wanjiru: My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [private investigator hands me a folder] well she's not cheating on you [looking though numerous photos of my wife refrigerating bread] oh god no
@Reverend_Scott: If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free.
@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."
@Sarcasticsapien: So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening.