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@GinAndJif: My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly.

Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again.

My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly.

Oh no wait. I’m thinking of a lighthouse again.

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