@BFNotAllowed: My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
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@DanMentos: [first date] "Tell me two interesting things about yourself" well I lie when I'm nervous… "ok…" and I invented oatmeal
@DelanieFischer: People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?