@Ideal_Victoria: My boyfriend just texted me, “We need to talk.” I think he’s going to propose!
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@juliussharpe: The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
@gwatts77: Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :(
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf
@ColeyGuacamole_: When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans" all I hear is "there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."