@tat2dsoccermom: My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends.
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@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.
@Jake_Vig: HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like? ME: I don’t think that will fit me.