@HaleyMDriscoll: My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat.
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@kumailn: 7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries.
@Tresca69: Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect
@JohnLyonTweets: Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don’t spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.