@thesupergrobi: My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person.
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@jwoodham: Can't wait to say "I haven't seen you since last year!" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends.
@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.