@thesupergrobi: My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
@ValeeGrrl: 37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time.
@NikiWithIssues: Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
@NikiWithIssues: Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool.