@thesupergrobi: My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person.
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@Douchekevin: Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply.
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
@plethoricjake: As a child whenever I asked my parents to close the closet at night they always said. "Why? Anything that could kill you can open that door"