@UnicornSyrup: My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other.
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@browneyegirl9: If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent.
@Abid_ism: once someone was like "millennials don't answer a door if they aren't expecting anyone???" and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers
@VerbsRProudest: Never underestimate mothers. They can turn "mayhem" into "ma'am" with one narrowed glance.