@UnicornSyrup: My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other.
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@TheMichaelRock: *catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were.
@mynameshank: Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.
@marinhubka: [sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want