@UnicornSyrup: My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other.
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@badbanana: Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair.
@truegritrumble: CREEPY DUDE: I'll give you some candy if you get in the van. HANSEL: He seems nice. GRETEL: I'm starting to think you wanna die.