@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
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@DirtMcTurd: when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it.
@ClichedOut: Chad: But I don't want to advertise escorts or be known for shady stuff. Craig: Then I'll start my own list.