@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
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@rolldiggity: Prince: "The slipper fits! You're the girl I met!" Girl: "I wasn't even at the ball. This is a common shoe size." Prince: "YOU'RE THE GIRL!"
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