@TheMichaelRock: My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
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@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic
@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.