@StoferComic: My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song "Get Off the Stage or Die." Elvis, maybe?
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@RinzyArt: a group of crows is a murder a group of crows spaced evenly between two margins is a justified murder
@SadieSmithRoks: A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
@JohnLyonTweets: Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy.