@StoferComic: My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song "Get Off the Stage or Die." Elvis, maybe?
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@SethMacFarlane: I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending.
@fro_vo: Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for
@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.