@DurtMcHurtt: Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train.
@CindyMeakin: Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
@fightforfood: Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, "well, that got racist pretty fast" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky.
@longwall26: "Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"
"LOL sir, that was a barber."
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."
@laurajennyjo: Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive
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