@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
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@TheTweetOfGod: "Lord, can I have a pony?" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it.
@BarryVonAwesome: Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed.