@Brianhopecomedy: My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, "Samantha".
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@marebytes: Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?
@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the words "had to" means.
@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm
@VerifiedJayy: Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy