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@WilliamRodgers: My buddy's PRETTY drunk...

So I took the car key off of his keychain...

He's been trying to start his car with a house key for 4 hours now

My buddy’s PRETTY drunk…

So I took the car key off of his keychain…

He’s been trying to start his car with a house key for 4 hours now

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