@pinupteacher: My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.
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@kimlockhartga: A guy I know was flirting with the cashier, and she ignored him. When he said "How about a thank you?" She leaned toward him, and said "It's printed on your receipt."
@bombsydoll: Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment.
@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"