@pinupteacher: My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.
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@vvvolte: does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen
@Shot_Of_Cabo: (CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?