@IGotsSmarts: My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
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@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
@NotARatsAss: Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might.
@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.