@solommb: My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down.
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@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
@TheMichaelRock: HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass.
@DarlingNikki_12: Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first.
@VocabuLarry: My favorite Bible stories are where women are villains for things like picking fruit or getting their boyfriend a better haircut.