@lovemydogduck: My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car.
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@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
@AristotlesNZ: Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet
@Dawn_M_: Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x