@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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@heroinsdemise: I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.
@k_lli: Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how ‘Tree Trunk’ is doing
@JohnHilsen: Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?