@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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@Bizarro_Mark: 5 and I are playing "guess the number I'm thinking of" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!
@BellPupper: ME: hey I’m just in time to watch the meteor shower! METEOR: um, how about a little privacy?