@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg "Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*