@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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@AngelaEhh: It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
@UltraPunch: It's impossible to say "mesh" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it.
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can't afford to get sick right now.