@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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@Gre_Gone: *caches football thrown from off screen* "Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*
@jbryantiii: As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.
@RadOrDie: I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.