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@WilliamAder: My car's GPS has learned to say "Your other left."
@GotBadTouched: People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
@NYC_Blonde: I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons
@AmericanGent69: Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do.
@ShoutingGoddess: I see your choices and raise you one eyebrow.
@stockejock: Misery loves company,
and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.