@WilliamAder: My car's GPS has learned to say "Your other left."
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@AnkCoupleTO: Newlyweds: Our love will be strong & unapologetic [3 months later] Him: How many bottles of shampoo do you need? Her: I fake it every time
@Contwixt: In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: I'm not getting enough attention when I go out so I'm gonna wear a tight spandex suit w/ my underpants on the outside. --Superman, probably