@WilliamAder: My car's GPS has learned to say "Your other left."
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@JohnLyonTweets: Facebook post: Sad news. Mom passed away this morning. Facebook: Be the first person to like this.
@timdonakowski: Naming your child “Roger” is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad
@RandomManik: Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator.