@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
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@walks_on_legs: Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.
@ItsLaTourette: When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store
@notacroc: BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?
@caliluvgirl77: Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?