@ShanaRose21: My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
@bourgeoisalien: It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go
@DeepDarkFear: If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.