@ShanaRose21: My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.
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@WildeThingy: I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made
@thetobbie: Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair...
@DaddyJew: Your son has been suspended "for what?" He hit a kid who was picking on another child "so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"
@Just_A_Guy72: Flowers: Because nothing says "sorry a loved one passed away" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you