@PowKapowBoom: My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first.
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@KKAlThani: Pretty cool how your dreams went from "Astronaut" or "Doctor" to "What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"
@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
@TheOneTrueDisco: If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work.