@That_Damn_Duck: My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street.
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@charrrllaa: If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back.
@LizHackett: I seem pretty put together for a grown woman who imagines she's traveling through a wormhole each time she pulls a turtleneck over her head.
@ValeeGrrl: My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream "three-way" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh.
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