@That_Damn_Duck: My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street.
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@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*
@notalogin: We can play Yahtzee again. -You fixed the broken dice? Yeah. And they'll never break again. -How do you know? *grins* Die mends are forever.
@jergarl: After 10 years of marriage I've composed a check list of good reasons to get married. 1) Your family is being held hostage. 2) 3)
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.