@radtoria: my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks
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@Sarcasticsapien: I hate when people say "Look at me when I'm talking to you." I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time.
@MomOfTeen: Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win.
@AmishPornStar1: See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya mañana, little iguana.
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.