@LuvPug: My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel.
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@seandunn76: I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion and also I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion.
@david8hughes: [to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] "I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."
@famouscrab: what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid
@HeavyRaines17: Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely.