@LuvPug: My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel.
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@madeleinedoux: "the pizza boy is here" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell
@AndyRichter: Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior