@mdob11: My cat just winked at me and now it's awkward because I only see her as a friend.
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@PuncherJetpack: Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one
@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
@squirrel74wkgn: [at the pearly gates] I said, "send me a selfie." Then she said, "too ugly today." So I said, "never stopped you before" ...& here I am.