@bourgeoisalien: My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow." Dunno, think it's a little pretentious.
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@CakeThrottle: On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system
@maisonwithapen: Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority
@AmandaDuberman: Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy.
@robfee: Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent’s funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men