@bourgeoisalien: My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow." Dunno, think it's a little pretentious.
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@radtoria: my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks
@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
@TrendsZim: Zimbabweans have dismissed Mugabe rumour saying "Mugabe cannot have a heart attack. He doesnt have a heart."