@Laser_Cat: My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat.
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@AbbieEvansXO: Me: *covers foot with blanket* Monster 1: *about to grab my foot anyway* Monster 2: *quickly pulling him back* NO. we have to respect the blanket Franklin
@sarcasticmommy4: We've reached that part of the day where my kids ask what's for dinner & then tell me they don't want that for dinner.
@truegritrumble: PRIEST: If there's any reasons these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. ME: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips*