@Bob_Janke: My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now.
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@SprtsHumor: Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue.