@lasergirl70: My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
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@TellingTellers: An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.
@bridger_w: I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done
@theshamingofjay: I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours