@chi73girl: My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical.
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@whatkylasaid: We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.
@NotthatAdamWest: The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer.
@robdelaney: I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other.