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@FloodyHippie: My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger.

--how I cancel dates

My cat was bitten by  a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger. 

–how I cancel dates

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