@LOsepyan: We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it "The cellfie"
@3sunzzz: My personal trainer at the gym told me I need to start working on my upper body strength. I told him to just open the damn pickles and STFU.
@scorpicpanda: I'm gonna covet you. I am gonna covet you so hard. I am gonna covet the holy living shit outta you.
C'mere.
@donni: "My god...we're monsters," I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically
@tlcprincess: Man reading a book: hot
Man with a baby: hot
Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded.
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