@LMFaye: My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do.
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@TheAlexNevil: Police Sketch Artist: How about now? Me: Look I already told you, the fruit bowl is nice for perspective, but I wasn't mugged by a naked guy
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@AwkwardTwitts: "Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?" "Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"