@LMFaye: My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do.
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@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@Loli_Sug: When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me.
@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"